Raguna: The original amnesiac.
Child: Raguna's miniature clone. Technically non-canon.

Mist: Not a turnip god yet.

Jean: Wins the award for most generic NPC.
Rosetta: Loses on account of being a romance option.

Melody: My Little Waifu: Hotsprings Are Magic

Lara: Nuns are hot.
Wesley: Priests are not.

Edward: Looks like Jesus.
Camus: Wears way too much armor for a farmer.

Emmett: Boooooze.

Russel: Lactose intolerant.
Cecilia: Is an elf.

Jasper: The original DSC. Also the most horrifying.
Bianca: Let them eat cake.
Tabatha: Elf with an actual non-white skin tone. Of course she's the indentured servant.

Mayor Godwin: Surprisingly not a Hitler joke.
Felicity: A Harvest Moon character all but literally.

Sabrina: Stabbing fish with sticks.
Neumann: Squinty squinty eyes.
Nicholas: Bastard child both literally and figuratively.

Lady Ann: "Lady" means she's the hot mom you can never date.
Tori: Twilight Sparkle with Fluttershy's wonderful personality.
Zavier: Fake adventurer. May want to bone a turnip god.
Lukas: The best extortion target.

Leo: The most dwarf-like dwarf.

Mei: Ninja. Literally immortal.

Sharron: Not actually the Harvest Goddess.

Lynette: Totally responsible for everything.